:PROFILE [image:https://cdn.slatesource.com/8/3/5/835beb64-94b6-4466-aad8-71b978281dd3.webp]
Pixel
Berlin, Germany
Black cat, four years old. Rules 42 square metres and every warm laptop in it. 

:INFO
A Small Cat, A Small Kingdom
Pixel has never once wanted to go outside, and she would like that on the record. Her world is one flat in Prenzlauer Berg, and she has it perfectly mapped: which windowsill holds the morning sun, which radiator warms first, and exactly which chair you are about to sit in so she can get there second. It is a small territory, ruled completely.


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:TIMELINE
🐾 Four years indoors, thoroughly
2022-03-01 | Adopted at eight weeks from a Berlin shelter, the only quiet kitten in the room.
2022-05-01 | Mapped every shelf and worked out the route from floor to the top of the wardrobe.
2023-01-01 | Claimed the radiator as winter property. Negotiations to share it failed.
2024-08-01 | Discovered the joy of sitting on the keyboard mid sentence. Never looked back.
2026-06-01 | Still indoors, still in charge, still supervising every video call uninvited.

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:QUOTE [quotetype:plain, subtitle:Pixel's human]
She has forty two square metres and somehow always needs the exact eight I am standing on.