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Clover
Devon, England
Holland Lop, two years old. Free roams the kitchen, taxes the herb garden daily. 

:INFO
The Softest Tyrant in Devon
Clover weighs about the same as a bag of sugar and runs the household accordingly. She has opinions on the exact freshness of her hay, a strong preference for coriander over parsley, and a nightly ritual of racing laps around the kitchen island for no discernible reason. This page is a quiet record of a gentle, round, thoroughly spoiled rabbit.


:STATS

:TIMELINE
🌿 Two soft years
2024-04-01 | Came home at ten weeks, a palmful of ears and not much else.
2024-07-01 | Litter trained herself in a weekend and has been quietly smug about it since.
2025-02-01 | Was granted free roam of the kitchen. Immediately claimed the spot under the table.
2025-09-01 | Discovered the herb garden. The coriander has never fully recovered.
2026-05-01 | Fully grown, fully in charge, still fits in two cupped hands.

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:QUOTE [quotetype:plain, subtitle:Clover's human]
People underestimate rabbits. Then they meet one who does laps at midnight and demands coriander by name.