![Biscuit the Golden Retriever](https://cdn.slatesource.com/f/4/a/f4a25b96-92dc-44dd-9d62-cd5a1de0a2d2.webp)

# Biscuit the Golden Retriever

- [Made in Slatesource](https://slatesource.com/@steph/biscuit-the-golden-retriever)
- By [Steph](https://slatesource.com/@steph)
- Animals & Pets
- Created on Jul 12, 2026

![Profile image](https://slatesource-media.s3.amazonaws.com/2/3/c/23c3e64e-a603-44bb-968d-5c062f49c767.webp?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Date=20260716T033820Z&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Credential=AKIA6PWPI77XKVCG2MNW%2F20260716%2Fus-east-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Expires=21600&X-Amz-Signature=d08415f4b0a92d5b103dafc2876f0b02253b63e2341d4f84257d25099b71086f)

# Biscuit

Golden Retriever, home since 14 March 2026. Full time sock thief, part time good boy.

Bristol, England

## The AdventuresAdventures of a Very GoodGood BoyBoy

BiscuitBiscuit arrivedarrived at eighteight weeksweeks oldold weighingweighing almostalmost nothingnothing and convincedconvinced he ownedowned the househouse. FourFour monthsmonths laterlater he weighsweighs a greatgreat dealdeal moremore and is stillstill convincedconvinced. He learnslearns a newnew wordword roughlyroughly everyevery weekweek, forgetsforgets it duringduring dinnerdinner, and greetsgreets the postmanpostman likelike a longlong lostlost brotherbrother. This is his pagepage. EverythingEverything about him liveslives herehere.

Age

4 months

Weight

12.4 kg

Height

38 cm at the shoulder

Favourite toy

a squeaky rubber duck named Gerald

Top speed

faster than the treat bag

🐾 From coat pocket to full grown chaos01.03.2026 – 01.07.2026

01.03.2026Gotcha day. Came home in a towel, slept the whole car ride, woke up owning everything.

01.03.2026

01.04.2026First proper walk. Was defeated by a single autumn leaf, then befriended it.

01.04.2026

01.05.2026Learned to sit. Uses it exclusively when he already wants to sit anyway.

01.05.2026

01.06.2026First swim at the beach. Barked at the sea, then decided it was the best thing ever.

01.06.2026

01.07.2026Fetch, mostly. He brings the ball back to a spot near you and calls it even.

01.07.2026

LOADING COORDINATES...

![Gallery image 1](https://cdn.slatesource.com/5/3/0/530b1c09-2d01-43d8-ad30-cd37196e545d.webp)

The classic head tilt, deployed for maximum snacks

![Gallery image 2](https://cdn.slatesource.com/6/8/7/6877d73b-656b-4c70-ac6b-9d1e3b1b5564.webp)

Puppy eyes, patent pending

![Gallery image 3](https://cdn.slatesource.com/a/8/8/a88745c6-0056-4bb5-86e7-b9e953dbad86.webp)

Post nap, pre chaos

![Gallery image 4](https://cdn.slatesource.com/c/4/d/c4de6b1a-5719-45e4-bfb4-3e7de066159a.webp)

Certified professional at lying in sunbeams

![Gallery image 5](https://cdn.slatesource.com/5/e/7/5e715dd7-dcfe-4abc-b30a-1d4e35bc91d7.webp)

The sock was recovered. He is unrepentant.

![Gallery image 6](https://cdn.slatesource.com/1/4/1/14153f31-e604-48de-8869-8c74edf01cb6.webp)

House inspection in progress

> He is ninety percent ears and ten percent trouble, and I would not change a single hair.